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Welcome to the House of Tain, a
company and experience like none
other, offering a wide variety of
products and services to customers
throughout the global village.
The House of Tain is a privately
owned singularly operated entity, or
in other words, a one man show. The
sole corporate mogul, employee, and
all around lackey is an individual
named, appropriately enough, House
Tain. Despite occasional confusion
over corporate hierarchy and chain of
command within this lone employee,
the company operates fairly smoothly
and efficiently.
The House of Tain is pleased to offer an
eclectic variety of services and products,
far too many to list here in the detail
befitting them. However, in the interest
of public information and education,
these services and products include, but
are not limited to, arborist, climber,
spokesmodel, writer, thong rack,
artisan, spliced rope tools, necklaces,
and poems written to order.
